January 2012
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Started my diet today!
Breakfast: 2 cups of coffee (black), bacon egg and cheese on unbuttered wheat toast.
Lunch: Tall black eye, spinach salad with grapes, carrots, sweet peppers, hard boiled egg, cheddar cheese, red wine vinigarette.
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Jennifer Egan is coming to Rutgers Camden and then I get to see fun. and nfg at winter jam and drink. Next week is going to rule.
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Today I showed my friend a cut on my hand and asked if it looked infected. He said maybe I should put some alcohol on it. Alcohol. ALCOHOL????? SO I STOOD UP AND PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE AND THEN DRANK HIS TEARS AND SAID “I’M STRAIGHT FUCKIN EDGE I’LL SEE YOU IN THE FUCKIN PIT.”
I just snorted. Like Sandra Bullock snorted.
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I know I’ve changed and learned a lot in a short amount of time. But the most important thing I’ve learned is how easy it is to assume that people suck, or they’re crazy, or stupid. And that always made me miserable. But everyone has issues, and sometimes it’s hard to empathize. If you want to be happy, really happy, you have to realize that most people are good, and...
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Watchdisgustinghuman:
fanfuckingtastic
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What if Kidz Bop did a version to "Niggas in...
dirtyluxury:
What’s Oodle, my Noodle? What’s Toaster, my Strudel? What’s drawing, my doodle? What’s that puppy, a poodle?
